big can o'bullshit.

be enormous. you should. shouldn't you? whatever, as long as we're authentic to our target, the 'pack male.' but what does it mean to be enormous? is it Crock Dundee? that guy was pretty bigtime. or is it that kid that cut his own arm off with a pocket knife when it was trapped under a boulder? pretty f'n enormous. or is it Ferris Buler? that guy lives enormous for sure. no, it's none of the above, and at the same time all of the above. regardless, our task is to encourage the packmale to be more enormous, and even give him the resources to do so. but not really. we actually just want to poke fun at being enormous. because we've decided there's something funny about being enormous. but we also want to encourage enormosity. whatever. good luck asshole.
being enormous.