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alex and his lovely new bride claire were camping in the caucasus mountains when their camp was raided by chechnian rebels. while they only serve rice and beans in the pow camp, alex swears he's not going veterinarian for a girl. not to worry, rick boyko knows president ramzan kadyrov. he'll take care of everything.

after succombing to her love of nyc's mean streets, jillian has decided to go homeless. she says she spends so much time at work cranking out heineken print and designing snowboards, she never really goes home anyways. she has already pledged her rent monies to a good cause: making sure the small boutique owners of soho can afford to keep the lights on. way to fight the good fight, jill.